The Monopoly Tournament

"What guy? The guy who kicks ass at Monopoly? Damn right I'm that guy!"

- Atakin Torney The Monopoly RP is a rather unreadable RP due to Aliz's comments being deleted, but it still deserves an article for the sake of completion and for the quotes.

Synopsis
Atakin Torney is readying himself for the annual Monopoly tournament when he runs into Aliza Gavlov. They discuss the competition and Aliz offers him a root beer. Att accepts, until he takes a sip and realizes it's laced with alcohol, which he detests.

Eventually, Deems joins them, and he discusses toothpaste flavors with Aliz for a bit. Yes, toothpaste flavors.

The game begins with Aliz falling asleep almost instantly. Using this to his advantage, Deems distracts Att with some dice to the face so he can steal M$3000 from the bank. Att catches him with more money than he's supposed to, and Deems makes the excuse that Aliz let him have it in exchange for a kiss. Att tells him the banker isn't allowed to use that money, so Deems exchanges it for Aliz's own cash. Att offers the sleeping Aliz a kiss of his own for double the money, but they never get a reply and the roleplay ends without being completed.

Quotes
"I don't understand how the taste of alcohol could grow on anyone. It's simply vile."

- Atakin on alcohol.

"I am not a goalless loser! I'm the exact opposite! I'm a goalless winner, and my goal is to win!"

- Atakin on goals.

"I still use kid's toothpaste sometimes because the damn grocery store doesn't sell strawberry flavored ones for adults. What's their problem?! Strawberry is the best!"

- Deems on toothpaste.

"We live in a very messed up world where chocolate isn't a popular flavor of, well, everything."

- Deems' love of chocolate is insatiable. "Poor chocolate toothpaste; it's too good for the world, just like me..."

- Deems' ego is showing, like usual.

"Att's that disgusting cinnamon toothpaste. How can people stand burning their mouth twice a day with that stuff? Do they like torturing themselves?"

- Why is Deems still talking about toothpaste? This was supposed to be about Monopoly.

"Ha, I hope you guys practiced your loser face!"

- Att being Att.

"Hmm... I'm not a fan of reading, but I guess I'll buy it. And now that it's mine, I decree this railroad will sell nothing but Playboy magazines~!"

- Deems misinterpreting the Reading Railroad.

"So, Atakin, would you like a kiss on the cheek too? For you, you just have to give me...oh, M$5,000."

- Deems trying to bribe Att into giving him more Monopoly money.