Echidna Reptillious

Echidna Roberta Reptillious-Esquivel is the ex-wife of Typhon Reptillious. Despite this, she is the opposite of him in most ways. After leaving Typhon, she worked in New York, where she became a famously kindhearted prosecutor, a rather welcome change to the typical rude and corrupt kind.

She went there to find her long-lost son, Ladon Reptillious. After a very grueling case involving a ridiculous cult, Ladon was rescued and Echidna now resides in a home, taking care of him. To this day she plans on becoming a very important part of the law.

Backstory
See Typhon Reptillious.

Appearance
Eddy has a purple cape, a green suit, a red tie and long, red hair that only goes one way. She is slightly chubby due to her love for milkshakes and pasta, but works out often so that she fits in her suit. She never has her hair in a mess during work, despite always having it ruined out of work. She tends to wear jeans and a blue T-shirt in her spare time, but never takes the cape off. Even when showering.

Typhon Reptillious
Ex-spouses. Typhon is her exact opposite, who has waaaay more money than her. She blows all her money on beer and video games, but since Typhon hates fun, he never loses money. They almost never face off in court, but when they do, scars are cast.

After saving their son, they've been nicer to each other, and people wonder if they may get back together one day.

Deems Mendel
Deems doesn't pay much attention to Echidna compared to every other lady out there, but Echidna is absolutely love-struck. She has fantasies about him all the time, and wants him to love her back. However, due to Deems' lack of ability to take a hint, he may never realize that there's a woman who actually WANTS to remove his virginity.

Atakin Torney
Echidna hates Att, because he reminds her of Typhon, except MORE full of himself. No fun at all, and always about winning is the exact opposite of anyone she wants in her life. And of course he thinks she's a loser. They rarely interact.

Edwin Case
She and Edwin are both notorious for their terrible jokes. They haven't met, but lord fear the day they do.

Ladon Reptillious
Echidna has been very nice to Ladon, despite his dangerous involvements. She plans to reform him into a good and caring judge, one that works for the people.

Literally every female OC
Echidna has made a pass at every female OC, the slut. Very few have gone along with it, and they refuse to identify themselves due to the unpleasant morning after.

Apollo Justice
The less said about that night in Vegas, the better.

Quotes
"''I'm a princess and I don't fucking swear." ''-Echidna's Match.com profile

''"I have no evidence, your honor, nor do I even care." ''-Echidna after not studying for a case that one time

''"Witness. Name, Occupation and dick size, please." ''-Echidna bringing a male model to the stand

"DAVID HASSELHOFF!?!?" -Something Echidna says often for an unknown reason, possibly an inside joke with herself.

"Fuck!" -Echidna unknowingly describing her hobbies

''"Family is all that really matters, not money." ''-Echidna hoping to make the ATM machine not charge her for the withdrawal fee

Trivia

 * "Echidna" is the name of the mother of all mothers in Greek mythology. Echidnas are also known for having four penises, hence her provocative background. This was a coincidence.
 * Her middle name is Hispanic sounding and much better than her old middle name.
 * Very early in development, she was planned to be a Franziska von Karma parody in the same veins of Simon von Spledgeworth. This was dropped, but this is why she appears so often in the cancelled fanfiction about Echidna.
 * She was originally a stuck-up supermodel. This was seen as too boring compared to Typhon, so she was given an overhaul. In hindsight, this was a good move for BOTH of them, seeing as 90% of Typhon's development and depth revolves around Echidna.
 * The reason she's so lowbrow and weird is supposed to be a commentary on how absurd the canonical prosecutors can be. They all dress ridiculous and act in a way that would get them arrested or held in contempt of court.
 * Her story was originally going to be about Typhon, though his intention of being a rival defense attorney like Kristoph Gavin did not make for a good protagonist.
 * Her bad habits and practical jokes tend to be more directed towards those who openly dislike her, while she is much more respectful of others. As she matures, she is leaning much further waya from immature behavior like this.


 * She once made out with a toilet while drunk.
 * She's bullshit.
 * She thinks you're bullshit.
 * Typhon once tried to pick a physical fight with her. She threw one of her many pocket sponges at him and then he was promptly ignored from that point on.
 * She is not against the idea of a polygamous relationship. It just so happens that most other OCs probably are. Even her creator is unaware of what her relationship status should be.