Deleted Roleplay

The Deleted Roleplay (October 7, 2014-September 9, 2015) was deleted sometime in November, 2015, because [REDACTED] is a meanie. RIP a half year of work. (For clarification, the roleplay itself lasted almost a year, but there were some breaks between those, thus the time discrepancy.)

RIP Deleted Roleplay. You will be missed.


 * Case 1 started off rocky. The Defense Attorney never showed up, so the Witness—who was also an attorney—defended the same person she was testifying against. Elisebeth can't fault the RP for this too much since we needed a new Defense Attorney and having what Deems dubbed the "Defitness" made things more amusing, but obviously, that would never hold up in a real court.
 * Case 2 dealt with a chauffeur channeling a dead guy while she was driving a moving limo, only to be killed by the same spirit. To make matters worse, the channeled spirit attacked with the same knife his human form had died to, which should've been in police custody. And if that wasn't enough, the knife wasn't at the scene of the crime. As for the ghost's motive for killing his channeler: he didn't know how else to escape her body.
 * In Elisebeth's rewrite of Case 2, she changes the knife into a taser (death due to crashing the car after fainting), but she doesn't know how to fix the rest.
 * Case 3, along with Case 4, were easily the best two in the bunch. Martin Sinesta made for a good culprit in Case 3, while Case 4 had a rather interesting plot behind it with a deadly switcheroo.
 * The Bonus Case still exists [EDIT: Not anymore; RIP Google+ as a whole].

Case 1 Quotes
"Stop complimenting you? Well, if you want to turn the tables, I'm fine with having YOU compliment ME instead!"

- Deems desperate for compliments.

"The defense...err...witness...THE DEFITNESS IS SCARING ME!"

- Classic line from Deems.

"You can't have sharp objects, huh? THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! No wonder you don't like me. I'm VERY sharp. A sharp dresser, a man with a sharp mind, et cetera. I'm sorry if my sharpness scares you. Here, I'll try to look less sharp for this trial."

- Deems purposefully making himself less sharp for the witness.

"If my ego were big, it would have popped a LONG time ago. ...Due to my sharp looks and wit, of course."

- Deems on his own ego.

Case 2 Quotes
"Who did you kill this time, defitness-turned-dekiller?"

- Deems to Rose before the trial.

"I used to believe in things. I believed in making this beautiful collage... AND THEN YOU RIPPED IT UP, AND WITH IT, EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN!"

- Deems mourning the loss of his collage from the first trial.

"No one has even TRIED to cross-examine the witne—the defend—THE DEFENDENSENESS. ...The Defitnesend? ...The Witnefendense? ...I don't know. Why are my court cases always so confusing?"

- Deems on name-squishes.

"Confetti confetti"

- Confetti Man, the best OC.

Trivia

 * This was Deems Mendel's and his creator's first roleplay ever.
 * Ema and Elisebeth both attempted to rewrite the first Case even before it was deleted, but neither has finished.